I ain't no AZ prepper

No stockpiling survivalist

I'm just a biker
That's a pedal bike cyclist

Don't have no gas tank
Lessen ya count my belly

I don't need no oil
'Cept on ma chain

And after six hard days
I might have a little pain

But I don't need no motor
Just two good legs

And after some oatmeal
Maybe a coupla eggs!

After 5 hours in tha saddle
Might be a little wiped

But seein' that lizard...
Whoa! That one was striped!

It sure keeps us goin'
Mile after mile

And after a night in the tent
It sure brings us a smile

Might be time for coffee?!
And another bike ride

I'll take the first pull
And you can echelon real wide

Cause we got us a cross wind
It'll be a hard day

But that ain't nothin' we can't handle
After we've come all this way

We're sure lookin' forward to home
To see our family and friends

So we can hoist a cold one
And maybe make some amends

But that's all for now
Got some laundry to do

Before we hit that hot tub
And laugh like a foo!

We've got many miles to cover
Lots of ground to see

Before we make it back to Wisco
And sit under the shade under our own tree...