Chris! I keep meanin' to tell ya

We finally figered out how to set thuh tent up.
You remember that tight cross pole?
Well it has gotten looser, over the months; just like all of us.
And then we figured out that with those two clips, side by side, in the very middle of the tent - well, you don't have to get all fancy like we were tryin' to be an clip one of 'em on the main arch pole an one on the cross pole. You just clip both of them on the main arch - and run the cross pole over the top arch, right between them two clips attached to the main pole. It holds the cross pole in place, enuf. And it's less tite on the cross pole then too. Easier to get it in the hole. And Chris, I know you know what I'm talkin' about here, ya know?
Hell, we figered that som'bitch out...
oh, a coupla days ago?

Well anyhow, I figured since you were thar at the very inception of us settin' 'er up the wrong way you'd be glad to hear that, well, we finally figered 'er out.

See ya later, y'all!