Highway Cleanup

Had a great idea on Texas 118, on the way from Ft Davis to Alpine

Instead of having groups clean up sections of highway, twice a year
(Do they ever pick up broken glass shards?)
State DOTs should install
Giant clown heads
With huge, gaping mouths
And a dumpster behind them
On the sides of highways

For the really hip DOT they'll put up a "positive reward" system, whereby, if a motorist/passenger gets the beer bottle into the clown's mouth
A loudspeaker
or bright shiny light
Will exclaim
"Nice shootin', Tex!"

It'd save a lot of reflective vests and garbage bags
And flat tires for passing cyclists...