Quote of the day, so far

"Heidi, no matter how much Mexican food I eat
There's only so much wind I can break"

But the ladies sitting next to us were talkin' about pesticides and cancer, and all them damn librals and scientists warnin' us about their use and abuse. And the one lady says to the other, "I use all that stuff. And I ain't dead yet!"

Makes me think about those folks who poo poo evolution, sayin' "I ain't never seen a monkey turn into a human, yet!"

Maybe I better go get that haircut now...